So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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