I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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