I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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