Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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