Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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