i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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