i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish i was in the wii world.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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