and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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