Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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