I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Never let your siblings swipe right.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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