I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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