I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
