just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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