windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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