So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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