Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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