Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
