Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize