I need help removing her.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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