girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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