I wish I could punch you in the face.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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