The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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