if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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