I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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