No more Irish car bombs ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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