i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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