We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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