talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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