Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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