you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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