hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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