Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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