Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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