that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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