I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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