I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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