I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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