and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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