at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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