She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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