me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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