idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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what are you doing with your life
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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