seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
