He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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