Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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