"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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