Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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