you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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