With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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