i already hear my dad disowning me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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