Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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