Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
where am i from again
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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