Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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