Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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